#blud is yapping

[kymodes]

How Cartman and Kyle’s MBTI and Cognitive Functions help deepen an understanding of their relationship

South Park in a nutshell: an ENTJ (Cartman) planning everything they want to happen without external input while the INFJ (Kyle) refuses to follow the morally wrong commands of the ignorant ENTJ and tries to reason with them on why they’re wrong. No, this is not going to change in the future– honestly, Cartman will NOT go soft on anyone. They just desperately need each other because they’re both goal driven. Looking at the big picture of the show, their common goals tend to simply be proving each other wrong. They strive on proving their points (mainly Cartman). Kyle just wants what's best for everyone, including Cartman, and Cartman couldn't care less. Kyle has a high Ti although he’s NiFe because he has very strong opinions and his mind does not change easily at all. This is what gets them in disagreements constantly– Cartman’s Te dominant and Kyle’s Fe and Ti. Cartman has a very very very VERY low Fe (He at least has some Fi because he uses his own opinions and makes decisions based off that), and Kyle has a very high Fe. Deep down, the INFJ wants to help the ENTJ at their lowest (Jewbacabra, TEOO…) but very rarely will that ENTJ open up. That’s what will help their relationship build instead of deteriorate. Another way is if Cartman matures his Fe and acknowledges other people have feelings. Instead, he’ll manipulate people like Kyle by putting on a fake act. And when Kyle believes it, he’s instantly willing to help (average XNFJ). Remember Casa Bonita? When Cartman gets all nice just to reserve a spot for Casa Bonita? Kyle said so after Cartman accepted he wasn’t invited, and Kyle's response to that was, “That’s all I’ve wanted to hear all along.” All Cartman needs is to bring out his Fe and mature, according to the mind of the INFJ.

[deadfuckingpoetry]

Having a dad who’s equally as obsessed with top gun as I am is amazing cause in January I bought a top gun shirt that’s exactly identical to one he has, and I was a little worried that my parents would scold me for spending my money on a shirt I could just borrow from dad but the second I took it out and showed them he just started cheering

Then there was that time he was away at work and I had told him that me and a few friends were watching top gun at our place, cue him texting me a cropped picture of maverick from the movie poster and asking me if I need to borrow his raybans with this 😎 emoji

Or that time he put on lady gaga’s music and I was really surprised to find he liked her only for him to go “well she made a song for top gun maverick 😄”

Orrrrr that time I came downstairs and saw him watching pete x penny edits on the tv in our living room

And don’t get me STARTED on my brother blud literally thinks he’s maverick (him and his best friend literally refer to each other as goose and mav……………)

[cupiidzbow]

weird ass fucking thang

[lanasgirlfr]

GLADIATOR 2 SPOILERS⚠️‼️

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OFC THEY GOT HIS AHH🙏🏻😭💀🤣🤣

[vinnyandthephenomena]

if i get sad i should think about jay & tim living a happy life together and i may feel better. in my head they live in a suburban (far far away..) apartment together & have a kitty cat and are learning to work through their trauma. they most likely aren’t healthy together & have trauma bonded. i think they’d be deathly afraid of losing each other .. still, life would be tremendously difficult even post MH. i don’t think it would’ve gotten that much better honestly. but at least they have eachother. right? i believe they could try to start a new life & leave everything behind, but they would never be able to live a completely “normal.” life. i can see the both of them craving normalcy. the best they can manage, that is. the thought of tim doing his best to help jay is comforting at least. even if he isn’t doing any better than he is.

if i want to be delusional i can tell myself they are not endlessly tortured. (they are.)

even so, post MH still wouldn’t be that much easier or alot better. by any means. i do like to think tim would be able to move on. (although, i doubt it.) especially with blaming himself for everything & the series of events. (that happened in general.) i feel like he’d miss jay, too. one of the only other close relationships he ever had than brian. another loss. (“at fault of his own.”) i feel like anything remotely good in his life was never going to last. unfortunately.

or maybe terribly reminisce on what he’s able to remember? i think he would choose not to dwell on it for his own wellbeing .. but we all give into things that will destroy us in the end. things out of our control? on one hand, it’s never really over. tim would still have to live with the events the rest of his life; and it will continue and be with him the entirety of it. what a tragedy huh? he could block everything out and start a new life; but i don’t think he could ever truly escape.

[skrs-cats]

Lionblaze is so fucking weird the weirdest ass mfing character I've ever been obsessed with like what the hell is his deal what is wrong with him what the actual hell is his problem and why can't I stop being so fascinated over him I'm serious he makes ill

[sticker-star4]

I was watching one of the episodes of Kirby “Delivery Dilemma”, when all of a sudden I hear a familiar voice

DOESN’T IT SOUND JUST LIKE HIM!?!? 💀💀

If it isn’t him, then who else has that iconic Brooklyn accent?!

[plumsaffron]

Interesting how some may or can say The Ruler episode is about accepting people for who they are (and Snottinette’s presence despite possible flu spreading).

So great at defending Flunette or excusing that or even going as far as to resorting to making up a fart allegory out of their wazoos.

Is not this wonderful of the accepting thing going on?

Seems the shields always drop (or never show up) if one changes it to Lila. The only acceptance is their or the protagonists (really the true snotagonist) ideal version of her and what Rossi should do.

In a way, some of they will impose their mantra (ironically being “realistically” the very thing they decide yap Nathaniel’s mother of eventually no longer “realistically” being. It must be agonizing to see someone like that do what you lots like to rebuke. Letting go or seeing things in a different way and going ahead of you, huh? And the funny part is there exist enough others that fulfill y'all lousy conditions.).

Another interesting thing is some dweebs found a way to condemn Nathaniel and Marc for being true to themselves and using that as a means of why they shouldn’t be trusted and should have their power and defense stripped and Ladybug mad at them (her shipposey for Adrien). Stripping of things (that reminds me of a certain someone that has and one that they desire).

Go on and say what you wish to want true against them two.

At the end of the day, that Marinette and Adrien thing is ultimately (truly a one sided Dream Valley) based on not accepting Adrien/Cat & deceiving him. Making him walk an invisible path assuming he’ll never take the blindfolds off/be told to take them off. And hoping he will run to her eventually or reblindfold for her perfect alliance to prosper.

[luxury-nightmare]

Mom says it’s my turn on the writing

I think the original ideas came from @arkaix and @wyvnspng

Alex got shot

Alex got fucking shot

Alex lay unconscious on the floor, not yet dead but dangerous close from what Clyde could tell. In the panic of trying to get away from the authorities, Alex had been grazed on their side. It hadn’t hit any vital organs, but they had lost a lot of blood, and Clyde was panicking.

They needed medical attention. Immediately. Clyde didn’t know anything about human wounds and they needed a professional. But if it took them anywhere, they would both be turned over to the asylum in a heartbeat.

It needed someone who understood humans enough to help Alex, but who wouldn’t turn around and backstab it in the name of “protecting” it’s human.

Clyde only knew one person who fit that description.

As much as it hated it

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Alex woke up confused and oddly comfy. Why were they surrounded in a nest of pillows, with their wound stitched up? Last they remembered, they were-

Flash, bang, pain shot through their side. Blood, so much blood, they didn’t know what was theirs and what was the police’s officers. Clyde’s concerned face. The fact that Clyde let itself show concern sent waves of panic through their veins. Blackness.

Ah.

So they had been chased out of that warehouse.

Alex stumbled out of the nest, clutching their side. The floorboards creaked, and Alex took a proper look around. They were in some kind of barn, wooden and old, but taken care of well enough that there wasn’t any mold or litter.

“Ah, you’re awake.” Alex snapped around. That wasn’t Clyde’s voice (voices? It usually used a very specific overlapping voice. Sometimes they swore they’d hear Lewis in there). They reached for a weapon, something, anything, maybe that crowbar they found in the warehouse, but nothing.

(Their bullet wound wasn’t hurting as much as it probably should. How long had they been out?)

They turned around, mind still in fight or flight, to see-

-a scarecrow?

The scarecrow was clearly a velidgun, eerily similar to Clyde in every aspect possible, but their face was covered with a burlap sack, eyes scribbled onto the face and a mouth crudely cut out.

“Are you ok?” They asked. Alex stared at the Velidgun before them, stumbling backward until they fell backward into the nest, pain shooting up through their wound. A look of concern dawned on the scarecrow face before moving back towards Alex.

“Six you really need to be more careful, the wound is still fresh” Alex looked at the scarecrow in confusion.

“My name is Alex?” They said, puzzled.

“I know” the scarecrow replied “Clyde’s wouldn’t stop talking about you, it’s been worried sick all week”

“Is, it ok?” Alex asked. The scarecrow paused, seeming to mull over Alex’s words in their mind

“Yes” the scarecrow responded, before sitting down next to them. “So, what’s your name? And uh, why am I here?” Alex asked.

“Simon.” The scarecrow- Simon replied “and you’re here because, well” they gestured to Alex’s side. They flinched, and decided to bite the bullet (the blinding flash and the deafening bang of the trigger and pain pain pain)

They pulled up the side of their shirt, trying to brace their mind for whatever horrible wound was left behind. They gritted their teeth and looked down

Dear Six god it was so much worse than they could’ve expected

Six?

A faded ring of greenish grey flesh stretched over the bullet wound in a grotesque scar. Black blood leaked out of the scar, so viscerally inhuman it brought so many terrible questions into Alex’s mind. Simon looked just as shocked.

“I, don’t think that’s normal”

[nrc-asteryn-crew]

Mace nodded, listening to Casimir's musings with full attention.

"Oh- yeah- I forgot 'bout that-... Ya can just come by after or before Vanrouge's there, if that makes it a bit better for ya!"

He offered, giving a reassuring grin his way. Personally, he thought Vanrouge was super fun, but obviously it made sense for Casimir to be a bit wary of him, considering his thing against Draconia.

When he heard Casimir ask about his friends, he did a double take in his head. That was... not how it happened with people. And it was- apparently- too much for his brain to handle.

"Er-? Uhm-"

He started, then paused, having to actually take a moment to get his thoughts in order this time. Maybe he should have just not have even gone to classes today, and just kept doing his research- Seven's above.

"Well- Uh- There's Crimson and Aros, the actual members of the club- they're second years, Octavinelle and Pomefiore respectively. Cri plays piano and Aros plays drums, surprisin'ly. 'nd they do modellin' 'nd actin' work together. Have for aaages!

And the other that usually hangs 'round the club with us is Yuuto, he's in 1-A. He plays guitar and is a pretty good singer! He's also an artist, and he plays games with me. But in lookin' out for ya, I'd say that'cha probably don't wanna piss 'im off. Just sayin'. Kehehe.

Kiyuu'd come, but they have meetin's for a different club, and Anchor just doesn't have a single musical bone in his body. Kehehe- It's pretty funny, actually. Especially when we were younger- 'nd I'd always try to get 'im to dance with me, and he'd just keep tripping over 'is own tail- No matter how many times we tried..."

He was trying really hard not to keep talking and talking, and yet still he felt as though he'd been talking forever. He was pulled out of his ramble a little as he was inwardly forced to acknowledge the sinking feeling in his heart at his own mention of Anchor and him when they were younger, before... Ah, nevermind. He didn't want to think about it anymore.

"Mm, oh! That reminds me! Ya mentioned your composin' earlier- and I was like- super interested- but I couldn't figure out how to ask 'bout it-! What kinda stuff do ya write?! That's such a cool skill to have!"

He piped up, immediately perking up again, in an enthusiastic manner.

- Mace (🔌)

For the second afternoon in a row that week, Mace found himself walking down the same corridor of the Diasomnia dorms. He would have come by sooner, having finished downloading all of the stuff onto the drive way earlier, but he got a bit distracted doing... a few different things. He hoped Casimir didn't mind the wait too much. It would be a shame if he did.

Approaching Casimir's door, he knocked the same way he did last time, before stepping back.

"Yello~! Guess who it is~!"

He called out, combing his fingers through his hair to neaten it up a bit while he waited for the door to open. Not that he was trying to make it look extra neat. But more... trying to make it seem like he didn't just crawl out of bed a few hours ago, just to only make it in time to attend the last class of the day. Because he definitely didn't. Definitely.

- Mace (🔌) [ @nrc-asteryn-crew ]

( ooc// i cannot the way he starts monologuing in his thoughts then gets more sentimental STOPP I CANT DO THIS I LOVE HIM SM ACTUALLY if he was in game i WOULD whale /pos silly guy if anything ur inability to control ur UM is just making mace more interested in you (i actually love that it does that tho its so silly) anyway I FINALLY MADE THE GOSH DARN BLOG . well sorta i more so just had to revamp the pinned post that was already there but YEA!!! :D )

*the knocking on the door startled Casimir from his thoughts that, today, mainly consisted of some nonsense on a homework page. He relaxed though, at the recognition of the knocking pattern and voice and stood up*

*He took a deep breath to compose himself and adopt his typical, grandiose persona before opening the door*

Greetings to you, Vassal Mace! It is a pleasure to see that you have decided to return to my lair on this day.

I assume that your being here means you have successfully completed your quest?

*Casimir did his best to contain his excitement, tapping his fingers together in what, to most appearances, could be read as excitement or a gesture of evil plotting - the perfect gesture for one of his status, now that he thought about it.*

(✨HELL YEAH! banger that u have a blog now! I think I'm already following ur acct from my main but yaur!!! Also thank u SM that means. A lot actually bc I'm just here like "yeah this silly guy who exists in my brain is gonna get thrown from a window" and I really appreciate when other ppl like my silly guys dhhdsjdj. I'm so excited to be able to learn more Abt ur guys now tho too whehehehe >:3¢. Probably should've done this from the tags. Anyways.)

[mayzingly]

all the s2 ep3 parts ruined with yapping

!!SPOILERS, IF YOU HAVENT WATCHED ANY OF THEM GO WATCH THEM!!

I haven’t seen an episode be split up in parts since s1 ep10, so either Brittany decided to do it in parts instead of all at once because she knew we would complain about it literally being three months since the last one, or THEYRE COOKING

^^^^^^^^

so the episode starts with them walking on a path, which means im allowed to assume that Pyrare and Ajacenus went in the forest and then got ajavex from somewhere.

first thing I notice right off the bat is how enthusiastic they are about beating their sister up😭😭 like y’all are forgetting that whatever injuries ajaceare gets, ajacent has to deal with. they just don’t fade once she becomes uncorrupted, do they

that’s all I had to say about the first part, since it was surprisingly more boring than I remember

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this is my favorite out of the prevs.

the episode starts with ajaceare running like she just got 500$ from her mom and was told she could spend it on anything. dub then asks her how collecting pieces has been going. she pulls out a BIG ASS BAG. if im correct there are 20 artists featured in jsab minus the ones that already gave their pieces and some of them are one timers (avenza, pegboard nerds (iirc), plesco, silva hound, nanobii, TECHNICALLY omnitica, etc etc) so like where did she get all them pieces???

there are multiple theories about who those people could be, but I choose to believe theyre 2/5 out of Shirobon because

THATS A TAIL. AND YOU KNOW WHAT HAS A TAIL? A FOX. AND YOU KNOW WHATS A SONG BY SHIROBON IN JSAB? FOX!!! TOTES DIDNT RUN ON ONE HOUR OF SLEEP LAST NIGHT😃😃😃😃

also, I hope this is just a transition because OTHERWISE HOW DID SHE NOT NOTICE THEM.

one sentence to describe this episode: tri-py.

anyways, onto the next one. you better get your popcorn ready cause im about to RANT.

*cracks knuckles*

and OF COURSE SHES ON A TREE.

why is literally every monster either corrupted or a pacifist in tpc. like YALL GOT FIGHTING SKILLS, USE EM “don’t you know we monsters never attack shapes??” That’s only for YOU, your SAILOR MOON HAVING ASS HAIR LOOKING ELDER SISTER, and “SAILOR MOON”’S BITCHASS BARRACUDA HAVING FRIEND.

girl. im sorry but if I was a monster id be throwing these hands left and right.

“How could you have gotten corrupted like this?” gee idk, maybe a corrupted person touched her!??? Shocking wow “You’re supposed to stay in the mountains like the rest of us!!” bro shes 1000, im pretty sure shes able to not be huddled under u all the time.

“Now give me your pieces!!”

again, this makes

NO.

FUCKING.

SENSE!!!

IF SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT PYRARE, SHE WOULDVE SAID “Give me HIS pieces!” But instead shes saying “Your”.

I don’t know WHY the hell Ajacenus and ajavex would even have pieces, because it’s clear that they don’t have the triangle symbol like every other group member, but even if they did, IT WOULD BE INCOMPLETE BECAUSE AJACENUS IS SUPPOSED TO BE WICKED - AVENZA AND AJAVEX IS DEADLOCKED - F-777!!! SEE HOW ITS TWO DIFFERENT ARTISTS???

AND PLUS, EVEN IF SHE DID JUST MEAN PYRARE, HE WOULDNT HAVE A SINGLE PIECE BECAUSE THEY HAVENT GONE TO THE LAND OF TRIANGLES YET!!!

CAUSE I KNOW DAMN WELL SHE DIDNT FORGET TO ANIMATE THE HAIR DETAILS. I DONT GET WHY THEYRE LEFT OUT OF THIS, THEY COULDVE USED THE SHIELD FROM HER DRESS INSTEAD!!

PYRARE, MOVE!!! QUIT BEING LAZY!!! MOVE YOUR FACE!! DUMBAS-

AND THEN YOU HAVE THE NERVE TO CLAP. BRO.

BROOOO🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

one sentence to describe this episode: BRITTANY COOKED BUT NOBODYS HUNGRY🔥🔥

last and definitely least, is the 4th part. now, the whole video was a bossfight so I don’t have much to say except SHE GOT PUFF PONYTAILS YAAAAAAAAA

I hope she isn’t batshit ugly or I might just remove s2 ep3 part 5 from my consciousness once it comes out

…yeah I had to remove it from my consciousness because WTH is this

“What happened to me?” Girl do you have the big D? (dementia)

HAHAHHH THE STUPID FACE HE MADE IN THE HALLOWEEN SHORT IS BACK, only thing I’m happy about. However…

“It isnt right for a male to hit a female” dude sybau. you throw hands all you want if you feel provoked. pussy.

anyways, onto dub. his section was the only entertaining part. Seeing him tweak like that genuinely made me go “😧” IRL

“Which caretaker is it!? I swear if it’s the anxious one…” made me BUST OUT laughing. Though I do wonder what he would’ve done if the flower lied to him and said it was “the anxious one” who I’m assuming is cube.

“So you decided to come out of retirement?” im curious about this, because… how does he even go into retirement in the first place?

though, I’m gonna talk about three things here.

1. I think (Altered) finally gives us an answer to what Circusic meant in episode 2. “The same way you are!” So we all saw him get revived by the reaper and turn into circubit, so when he says that I can only guess that Iris got revived that same way. You get revived, but with some perks, aka ALTERATIONS.

2. Every flower is infected? That means George is probably back.

3. Circusic is infected??? Either he doesn’t know that hes uncorrupted; or HES BAAAACK!!!!

[empanadaaaaaaa]

discord fight night#2

[markthemannequin]

Where wood splinter do get not who pain?

Yeah? Ya think so, feller?

[sspadfoot]

Imagine being a marauders content creator with a large fan base and voicing about how much you hate how fanon has ‘eradicated’ the og Marauders.

If you have a problem with the fandom then don’t interact. It’s as simple as that.

[beperoncin]

uhm. she peperon my cino till i cookie

uhmm .. vent below. tw for medical shit

i have a really big surgery coming up tomorrow and i'm actually kinda terrified

never before have i been scared of a surgery in my life

because all of my past couple "surgeries" are just me being knocked out with anesthesia and having some tube go into my nose and boom im awake before i know it

so basically it was just anesthesia huffing (probably not good for me but there are worse things to huff)

but this is actually the real deal here

im having some shit done to my spine and im probably gonna lose a fuckton of blood and yeag

i would have probably been like "YAY I GT TO LOSE BLOOD I WANNA BE DELIRIOUS FROM THE BLOOD LOSS" and now im like "WHAT IF YOU DIE PLUS YOU WON'T EVEN BE AWAKE TO FEEL THE SIDE EFFECTS"

and it's gonna be painful as fuck during recovery!!!

and to add insult to injury i kinda overexerted myself in pe class because we just started our weight room unit and i was excited to be buff like my silly goober and now my legs hurt whenever i move them because i went too far with the weights (we were doing squats and i chose to go the extra mile and do 30 pounds) (keep in mind i haven't done anything like this in years)

so imagine how physical therapy will go for me

so yeah that's all i feel like sayin

this is stupid ill probably delete it later ifk

[ghostsleepyz]

I have an idea for a sculpting project even though it’s probably going to take a ridiculous amount of time and planning to do but I just want to throw this idea out on here…

Let’s say hypothetically I recreate scenes and iconic stills from Black Christmas (the ‘74 version of course) but in the style of an old Rankin Bass stop motion special…

Like this freak-ass movie…

…But in this quirky adorable style

Anyways that’s what I might work on some time soon, or not knowing my attention span, anyways just thought it was a cool kinda hilarious idea